pffft
show them something pointless, like a football, a rusty old car or a gaming console, and they cream their y-fronts.

that is NOT NORMAL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Unless one is a man.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

prosecution rests, m'lud

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Bitches be crazy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

This is why she'll die alone, with her face being gnawed on by her cats.

( Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)

That sounds hot.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Oh right, sorry. I meant "normal men" by the standards of the average man.
Which is what the normal woman expects of a man, really. Obviously, if you're not a normal woman, then your opinions are going to be skewed off-kilter.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

would you rather have a beautiful pair of louboutins, with shiny red heels
or a knackered old 1950's rustbucket with a giant steering wheel and whitewall tyres?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:37, Reply)

What the fuck would I do with a pair of louboutins?
I want the car. Because I'm NORMAL.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

put them on ebay and make £500?
give them to OG and ensure blowies for a month?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)

og doesn't wear heels.
And £500 for a pair of shoes? I don't take advantage of morons and you'd have to be one to buy them.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Neither!
A modern car does me fine! No interest in football or console gaming either.
I am the perfect man - apart from the age, fatness, baldness etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

whereas you females idea of normal is "reality TV", soaps and fawning over z-list "celebrities" that you'll never meet as a substitute for real friends.
stereotype is as stereotype does
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:38, Reply)

urgh no
i cannot bear "reality tv". i have never seen the apprentice, or big brother, or any of that shite. it's lazy lazy tv for lazy lazy people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)