actually, perhaps you aren't rory after all
i mean, he used to say SUCH nice things to me. he once told the board that i had eyes like irish emeralds dipped in dew. and he used to bombard me with cockshots, poor little man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'd chuck you a pity shag to be sure but not spout all that silly old bollocks

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)

i'm confused as to whether i flushed out the real rory or not now
damn irish blarney
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

For the sake of clarity, I'm not Rory. To be sure.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

except that you are
but that's ok

there's worse folk to be (sure)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)