We had a Giles at our school.
He looked like a proper giles, too. A bit chinless, if you know what I mean.
I think it's a fair bet that my real name is not a secret.

Alt: as if I need more reasons for public ridicule...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Where is everyone, b3th?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)

They got lost up your mum's cavernous vadge.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:19, Reply)

I've told her she's going to have to install some lights and a handrail.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I'm thinking about having some handrails installed under my rolls of stomach.
I mean, it's not like I get many visitors, but there's a health and safety issue.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Probably at gregg's buting* pies
* Buying

EDIT: typo left seeing as TuiB's reply made me laugh
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)

You suspect them of contaminating gregg's pasties with phenylbutazone?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)