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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
White chocolate isn't chocolate.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:14,
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latest was 12 years ago)
it's solidified oompa loompa spunk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:14,
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what is it then?
Doctor.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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as it contains no cocoa solids it is not technically chocolate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:16,
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see, when someone has to use the word "technically" i just think, well, now you;re being unnecessarily pedantic.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:21,
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i was just explaining bruv
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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It's a derivative
Cocoa butter, sugar, milk solids and salt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:16,
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And it's not even a Private Investigator
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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Fuck off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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I know you don't really mean that
YOU DO LOVE ME
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:19,
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While I agree that that's true
The product is still called a white chocolate Magnum™
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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A dignified response, TH
He's only trying to provoke a reaction from you, the nasty little troll.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:25,
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