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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Don't mention battery acid.
I'm having more car woes today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Leaky box?
How about the car?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Mwah hah ha ha ha.
ahem.

Indicator stopped working last night. We've taken the stalk off the steering column today, and a nice chap is coming to bring round a new one in a bit. Just hope it works, or I won't be able to take the car out anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Have you checked the bulb? The fuse?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
No, it's definitely the control stalk.
It's seized up like... well, you on a bad day, I suppose.

It'll indicate right but not left. Apparently it's a relatively common fault with these Froggy cars past a certain age.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
why can't you take it out without an indicator?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Just drive like a Londoner, they never need their indicators

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Have you tried pouring orange juice all over it?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Why would I want to try that?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
is that wahts caused you to crash into that nice man in the Maseratti?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:35, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:39, Reply)
what's wrong with it?
have you considered getting rid of it and buying a more reliable vehicle? I know someone selling a very reasonably priced rover 400, only done 78000 miles, half leather seats, stereo, electric windows, good sized boot, great runner and MOT for 6 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Mine has only done 76k
which, for a diesel, is practically new. It's just been driven into the ground and badly treated by a lead-footed boy racer type lady driver who doesn't care about washing and waxing it.

ha ha smelly mimsy lols
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)
wait, are you the lead foot, or did you buy a car from a moron?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)
she has to wear one of those really big shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
No, I drive like a chav in a drag race.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)

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