Bing bing. Question closed. Fuck this shit, I'm off down the juicer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 21:51, 55 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If one of your options is go to the pub
It's fairly irrelevant what the other option is
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Kinda lingers
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:23, Reply)

We've had some fun

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Speak for yourself.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:00, Reply)

I am now back from The Juicer.
There was a magnificent Pub Bullshitter in there.

Apparently, not only is he related to one of the assistant producers on 'Star Wars' but Christy Brown, the Daniel Day-Lewis impersonator was also his cousin.
I kept quiet about the fact that my uncle deals, just in case he turned out to be Boyce.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:03, Reply)

You went to the pub for an hour?
Fair enough
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:10, Reply)

Fo' Sho.
They ctill mostly close at 11 round here. People with proper job and shit, yo.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:36, Reply)

I was admiring rather than critical
I approve of time spent in the pub.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:39, Reply)

I drank a manly pint and a half in that time.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 0:02, Reply)

I read that as manky at first
Was going to say, get a better pub. But as you were.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 0:03, Reply)

Mauldon's Mole Trap, fact fans.
It's brewed a mere 6 miles from where I'm sat, RIGHT NOW.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 0:05, Reply)

NO HOMEBREW CHAT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 0:09, Reply)

This shit ain't homebrew yo.
Because
1) It's drinkable
2) It's clear
and
3) rapists don't like it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 0:12, Reply)

Totally going to bed now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 0:12, Reply)

So ronery

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 0:13, Reply)

I've been to the juicer.
And now I'm back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:30, Reply)

The trainer was v v hard on me
I won't be able to walk tomorrow :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:35, Reply)

Jim was heavy?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:37, Reply)

Jim is hardcore

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Did he advise extra Vitamin C to avoid the rickety bandy legs when a predatory, muscular, hardcore instructor advises a certain position, causing bithigh aches?

Or did he he do you up the ass?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:47, Reply)

He is a she
So it's ok, I think I'm safe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Well, if she did you up the arse, you're safe, I'm sure.

Apart from warts, of course..
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:51, Reply)

My arse was left relatively untouched
It's just the thighs that got butchered
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:52, Reply)

Thum thighs, as the butcher with the speech impediment explained.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Carcasses

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:00, Reply)

Eh, carcathethith, yeah?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:03, Reply)

Is this your Scottish accent coming out?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:04, Reply)

I say, what a horrible thought. As for coming out, I'm disgusted.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:06, Reply)

As Scottish??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:08, Reply)

*blushes*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:09, Reply)

Don't do that
It'll clash with your hair
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:11, Reply)

Ha!

Grey?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:15, Reply)

Imagine your children....
The power of GINGER!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:15, Reply)

Raven haired ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:17, Reply)

Ravens are black. Just sayin', like.

I think you mean the breast of the robin.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:23, Reply)

Ack, the ginger thing is just battered and kroney winding me up, the little scamps
They know it's dark brown really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:25, Reply)

A picture paints a thousand words,
And yer still feckin' ginger.

Disna matter, like, ken?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:28, Reply)

Epic sadface

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:29, Reply)

auburn at best.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:30, Reply)

Frankly I'll take anything that isn't grey
Stupid grey genes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:30, Reply)

Hey, it's nae sair.

Bed time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:32, Reply)

No, thick-tongued cockney.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:12, Reply)

Alright jamie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:14, Reply)

Don't call me Jamie.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:17, Reply)

You're such a pussy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:20, Reply)

Sorry, no real names online

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:25, Reply)

Was it cardio or weights?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:39, Reply)

Weights and boxing and a few interval cardio sprints
Mostly fine, it was just the fucking split squats holding a massive 8kg ball. My knees have gone all wobbly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:46, Reply)

Chas and Dave's less.....
Fuck it. No one will get this unless I link it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebXjmZVUKak
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:58, Reply)

I got dragged to see them a year or so ago
Doom
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:00, Reply)

There ain't no pleasin' you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:04, Reply)

Behave yourself grandad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:04, Reply)

MARGATE!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:06, Reply)

My brother loves to sing that one at me
Shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:07, Reply)

Andrew
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:07, Reply)