Well my wife and I are getting on for the first time in ages!
Alt. I have no need for weight loss because I don't sit on my arse all day and I cycle to and from work.

AltAlt. Leave the power on so you can shine a light on the wires.
( Peej, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

any hope of a gob job?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)

You could at least buy him a drink first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)

and a pastie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:13, Reply)

"Hold the carrot"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)

been chatting up the greengrocer again sporters patel?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Marrow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

No he's saving himself for his wife, you incorrigible homosexual

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)