It's all entirely innocent TuiB
I have fucking loads of Cherries and need to get rid of them before they start fermenting and we end up with drunk birds flying into the house again.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Make some jam you lazy shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Sounds like hassle, I have taken 3 gorilla tubs full of them into work

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)

also, jam is disgusting
butter and peanut butter are the only acceptable spreads (not together though. urgh)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Your status as a foodwrong is well documented.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)

only by this lot
and they are all total foodwrongs. even the lovely monty makes his mistakes in this area.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:06, Reply)

No I don't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

imagine a plate
containing a fillet steak, smothered in peppercorn sauce, crunchy golden chips, and fresh vegetables

what order do you eat it in?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

And I have run out of latex gloves, you can spend hours de-stoning them,
However you will end up with purple hands for about a month if you don’t put on gloves
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Similar thing happened when I discovered
that someone was stealing my beetroots.

I caught them red handed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)

*pours pint*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)

ho HO!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)