"forget" that to enter or exit the station you will need what we call a "ticket"
then stand blocking the gate exit while you root around for it in your handbag. For extra lols turn around a try and laugh it off to those stuck behind you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

When you finally reach your destination station
stop right outside the exit so that you can work out where to go next. For preference, right in the fucking doorway.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)

And ask people what train you should be on. And then try to engage them in conversation.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Please don't ask which trains/bus routes you need to use to get to x destination
as a withering glare and lack of a response often offends.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Would it be ok to run through a list of all the places I've already been to that day?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

As long as you also show photographs.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)