I am fresher than a panty pad that swerved Swipe's kecks.
Crusty ham roll for brekkers and some caffeine and all is right with the world. I have nothing in my diary today and can get on with regular crap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:31, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Splendid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Had any estate agents chez Boyce?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Yeah loads.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)

So is it on the market?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Yeah loads

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I'm lying.
I'm just a "Dirty Dan"

(A disgustingly nasty, smelly, unclean, unbathed, and generally unhealthy long haul truck driver who goes weeks or even months without showering)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Ham roll eh? Strong choice. I have gone for one of those fuck off massive twixes. Twixs. Twicksis. A big twix anyway.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I can't do sugar for breakfast as I am an alcoholic and a diabetic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)

I thought I was the alcoholic.

( wanderlust, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I don't normally, but I'm a tad hungover and depressed. That sometimes needs a massive twithckx to mend.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)

It's nothing to do with the Twix,
That's a fine breakfast any day of the week. It's stunned has just reminded me last time he saw me he got a bit cross about booze.
( wanderlust, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

LEAVE IT, E ENT WORF IT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)

What a 'Truck Stop Tommy' eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)

FAAKIN 'IT 'IM!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)

If it came down to it and you had to choose me between me ans Stunned.
You'd go for him wouldn't you though? I suppose in some ways I've always known :(
( wanderlust, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Terrible bromance.
I'm sure Gonz will comfort you though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Outed as a woofter in front of all my CB good buddies.
The shame.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I've always suspected you were an 'over the tank Hank'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)

That time I came home and Monty was helping Stunned find his contact lens on the floor
but they were both naked makes sense now.
( wanderlust, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Oh gawwd I've just made myself do a sick in my mouth :(

( wanderlust, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:06, Reply)

:o(((((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

It's no wonder you drink

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

What you are is a "Hang Around Nellie"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Not a 'Lot Lizard'?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Fucking bunch of hood lifters.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)

and a 'Dirty Dan'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Thats a bit rich coming from a Lot Lizard

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

He's more of a 'Willy Weaver'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I am collecting my daughter at 9am for a day of fun.
Should be ace.

BTW - Wednesday works for me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Cool.
Have a good day and I'll see you tomorrow.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)