CONSERVATIVE POLICIES!
Right, kids?

Alt: Anne Widdecombe's hairbrush.

Altalt: Mrs V and I are both shouters. Although I also ascribe to that cheesy adage "My wife and I discussed the matter, and we both came to the conclusion that she was right."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

When describing my Mum and Dad, I would always say
He wears the trousers, but she tells him which ones to wear
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

When describing my Mum and Dad, I would always say
he's a randy old goat, she's a lezbo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)

When describing my mum and dad I would always say
dead.
Well not always, obviously.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)

The curse of off topic strikes again :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)