Y'know, I don't think there is such a thing as too much fruit.
Although I do tend to poo quite often.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Thing is, I tend to counteract the laxative effects of one thing, with the stifling effect of something else
And I have a totally spastic digestive system anyway. Been in hospital with it a bunch of times.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)

?????
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2031551
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

He counteracts the gross things with lovely things, like puppies and flowers and that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

ahhhhhh
Everyone loves puppies especially the Koreans
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I don't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I think you are taking this vegetarian malarky too far

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Oh don't get me wrong, I'd gladly eat the stupid little shit machines.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)

On Sunday we had a pinic at the university grounds
Some cunts dog came charging up to us, "OH it's ok he's not dangerous" said the owner....why is it that dog owners think everybody else loves dogs and that we want their pet up in our grills?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Ah, you see that's different
I'm not disgusted or repelled by anything at all. What might happen to it once it hits my intestines is a different matter.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Weirdly, I was put in hospital by a MRM-free frankfurter
The ones with MRM in them don't seem to do me any harm....so go figure.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I blame Jamie Oliver

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Me too
FOR BEING A MOCKNEY SHIT HEAD!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Alright, steady on
Let's not make this too personal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)