Nothing, I have the strongest stomach of anyone I've ever met
When I was younger I would eat gross things to entertain people. Waki, but true.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

urrrggggggg

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Out of respect for my peers of a weaker constitution, I will refrain from listing some of the items consumed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Fanks
My stomach couldn't take that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Ben Rake would fill a full pub ashtray with beer and then drink it.
BEAT THAT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)

PAH! Amateur hour

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Apparently a squaddie game, is they all jizz onto a cream cracker.
Lost one to shoot, has to eat them all. This thread is gonna get RANK bro.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Squaddie game?
That's a public school classic, old boy. It's the reason Nakers has such strong bones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)

On the way to work today I saw a lorry
with 'Peter Green Chilled' on the side of it. I then daydreamed for the rest of the journey about travelling around in the back of a lorry, smoking weed and listening to Fleetwood Mac.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Ever see that Man of the World doc?
Excellent stuff, what an interesting dude, it really isn't cut and dried what actually happened to him, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I have, it's really good
Yeah, it appears as if the tipping point was when he met those germans...but I suspect he had something wrong with him in the first place. The dangerously mind-altering drugs just made it worse.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Also, I can play Man of the World
*blows fingernails as if to imply that my hands are extrememly hot from being such a good guitar player*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

WOW!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I have dedicated the last few years to Mr Greens teachings
Well...the guitar related ones, anyway.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

He's one of the best of all time eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

He sure is
I dream of putting together a small blues outfit some day.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Like the Smurfs?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Similar
but way off
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

While you disappear off, getting stoned in the back of a lorry, I'm going to show up in your absence and claim to be you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

YOU BLOODY WOULD AS WELL

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I've got to admit, the thought of it is giving me a lob on

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

My life IS extremely erotic, it's true
I envy myself sometimes
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

That NEVER happened at my all boys grammar school. The rumours weren't true.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

^ strong bones

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

strong bones adamantium skeleton.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

bones bone
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

The 3 b's. Not the 3 r's.
Beatings, bad food and buggery.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

A kid at my infant school was like that. he had a touch of the mong about him.
Worms, soil, snot he'd stick his finger up his arse and suck it...he wasn't you was he?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Oh no, I was never like this as a child

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)