I'm just going to buy a barn and put all the cars i like that everybody else thinks is shit in it
and then I'll play with them all day long.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:58, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Whoah

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)

you can't decide on one car let alone a barn full

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:05, Reply)

I could reel off a list of cars to fill a barn three times in a minute

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:09, Reply)

then where will your mum sleep?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:10, Reply)

in her bed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:11, Reply)

You just watch me. That barn will be two deep in cars inside of a weekend.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:11, Reply)

I hope you've invested your inheritance in a hedge fund!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:10, Reply)

a fund porn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:10, Reply)

I haven't got my grubby little mitts on it, yet.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:11, Reply)

now, I'm not an FCA authorised Financial Adviser
But a wise course of action would be to put £11,520 in a stocks and shares ISA and the rest in an OEIC in a range of funds in line with your attitude to risk. Don't wait too long to buy a flat though, property has bounced back and is forecast to do 4% a year at least over the next few years and 42% by 2020.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)

or a cash ISA and a hedge fund

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)

It's all lies......
Turn it into Gold and bury it in the back garden
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:19, Reply)

I was going to do a split between cash and stocks ISAs.
The rest I was going to do something else with that I haven't thought about yet.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Treat Monty and Stunned to a drug and beer party on you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:27, Reply)

meh, cash ISAs are shit
A properly diversified S&S portfolio has fixed interest and property funds, higher risk than cash but better returns. Choose about 12 funds, no more than 15% of the investment in overseas equities, 20% in fixed interest/property funds, rest in UK/ developed markets equities.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2032566
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:29, Reply)

I can't really afford to take a lot of risks with it.
I want a decent compromise, I guess. I'd also only be investing it for a year or so as it's about a 20-30% deposit on a place, once I've paid off debts and bought cars.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:31, Reply)

have you considered shoving up your cock end and shitting out some nazi gold?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:33, Reply)

a rainbow?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Yer, Balanced risk profile.
In that case, no overseas equities then.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:33, Reply)