My dad was the walloper, but he hated doing it.
If I'd been so badly behaved that he'd have to hand out physical punishment, he'd feel so bad that he'd come up after an hour or two with a jam sandwich.

My mum used a slipper and didn't have any fucks to give.

Alt: I'm a seat of my pants kind of guy. My boss, flatmate and girlfriend are all bordering on OCD in their habits. Keeps me organised, I guess.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 9:54, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am going to assume that the phrase "jam sandwich"
Is your little in family term for "a little bit of Savilling" and offer you my condolences for the abuse
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Oh you couldn't be more wrong about your mum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

My mum's awesome.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

wesome n alcoholic prostitute
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

sometimes you deserve a damn good slippering now
i'm just saying
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Kinky bitch

( Kroney, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

oh christ not in a more than zero fucks kind of away
there are few things that are more dull than spanking.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)