I know you can bake it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Sorry, I didn't realise exactly how limited your scope was.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:02, Reply)

At least I don't dribble crushed crisps on top of puddings or add cream to everything I cook.
Surely your unattractive build is bad enough without you furring your arteries with all the fried, cheese covered, added lard crap that you consume?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)

I don't understand, have I done something to offend you? You're being quite needlessly aggressive.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Gonz, he's pissed off that we all think you have been laying the pipe to Mrs Ex-Battered

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:18, Reply)

No, I just know that Gonz is a useless pervert, who sends unpleasant gazzes to females on here as well as being a poor 'cook'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Are you sure you aint thinking of Chompy?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Nope. Chompy is a trainee amateur compared to that sex pest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Wow where is AB when you need a link?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Could you perhaps backup your claims in any shape or form?
I can't imagine i've sent any perverted or unpleasent ones to anyone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)

All the cock gazzes you sent me were nice
........tiny............but nice
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)

According to sexface it's like half a wine cork that couldn't even nudge the 'clit' llet alone penetrate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

*ducks*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:31, Reply)

sexface is a bloke.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I know. he stuffed a small prawn on top of his ringpiece and you couldn't even hit that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

That's what she told you......

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Have you offered again to blow cocaine up the bum a certain person recently?
Cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Batts start a new thread that Moncey bloke is a KNOB

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)

I said that in public, not gaz, to [name] and it wasn't received in the humour I intended, so I appologised.
I dare say that if that misdemeaner was still an issue for anyone, then she would have turned down any proceeding events that would involve my company.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Hey Gonz don't fret
Batts is just having laugh
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:32, Reply)