How come you're so shit now, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I play my own material now :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Hemptown material is the next big thing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)

The Dooby Brotherszzzzzzzz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Moar like
"The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Only not in any way fabulous

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

doo dah, doo dah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Ah, the classic mistake.
You can copy somebody else's work reasonably enough and you think "hey! I must be a decent music". Time rolls by and you slowly convince yourself that you're a songwriter, not just a semi-capable chorus-strumming parrot.

You put together a few songs with other people who seem to think they're sill going to make it at 30 years old despite having no real ability, spend a lot of money getting laughed at by sound producers before shitting out a few copies of what can barely be called an album and after failing to sell any, even at Twang Club, for more than the cost of pressing, you finally realise that no matter how important you might think Bolivian nose-flute music is, nobody else gives a fuck.

Eventually you die alone in your yurt from exposure because this is England and tents aren't great at keeping you warm.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Have you been reading my autobiography?*

*Still looking for a publisher, gaz me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Slightly sniggering at 'sound producers' here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

engineers, whatevs.

( Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)