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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking hell why did I not bring a fucking coat to work?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Because, Monty Boyce off the internet, you are a 'prick'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Bit wet out, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Fucking wazzing* it down. Lucky I've found an umbrella in the foyer.

*Jamie Oliver take note
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:27, Reply)
I have to go and get some shopping in a bit.
It's utterly gushing it down out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:29, Reply)
It's dry in Bristol.
I might go to the pub for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Hey, it's raining here too.
I bet that's some sort of sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)
That sign being
Boyce is a brolly stealing cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)
It's a sign that there's a really big cloud over south eastern England.
I'm alright, lads, I brought a brolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)
*brolly fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)
doris has two, the flash bitch. no need for that kind of showing off, is there?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Behaviour like that only serves to make one unpopular

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:39, Reply)
I probably shouldn't have told her to refuse to lend one to anybody, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)
I'm wearing a hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Ah, an elegant, efficient solution. Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:35, Reply)
What sort of hat?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:42, Reply)
*hopes it's a rubber sombrero*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)

farm1.staticflickr.com/229/459991871_5f77b71eb7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)
wow your beard sure grows fast mate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Yeah, well, you know, strong male genes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)
I'd need a fucking rubber sombrero for a hat to be sufficient.
Proper chucking it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)
because, unlike me, you didn't bother to look at the forecast.
silly boycey
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:35, Reply)
That'll be it. That and the 'being a prick' thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)
well, it's a cyclist thing. riding in the rain is OK, but only if you plan for it
so I always check in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I'm getting a really smart bike from HimJim poster.
He won it and has no need of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Does it have
A basket on the front and streamers coming off the handle-bars?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:51, Reply)
It's got playing cards in the spokes so it sounds like a motorbike!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Top tip:
If you're cycling, you'd do better not carrying an open umbrella in one hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:53, Reply)
I've seen people do this.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Oh I was assuming that nobody would actually be that stupid.
Well done, humanity, you've proved me wrong again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Cool.
It would be even cooler if you told us about it in a new thread.

This one is too long to follow on my phone.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Welcome to the club.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:56, Reply)

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