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Fucking hell why did I not bring a fucking coat to work?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:20,
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Because, Monty Boyce off the internet, you are a 'prick'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:20,
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Bit wet out, is it?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:21,
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Fucking wazzing* it down. Lucky I've found an umbrella in the foyer.*Jamie Oliver take note
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:27,
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I have to go and get some shopping in a bit.It's utterly gushing it down out there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:29,
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It's dry in Bristol. I might go to the pub for an hour.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:30,
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Hey, it's raining here too. I bet that's some sort of sign.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:30,
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That sign beingBoyce is a brolly stealing cunt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:31,
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It's a sign that there's a really big cloud over south eastern England.I'm alright, lads, I brought a brolly.
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Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:31,
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doris has two, the flash bitch. no need for that kind of showing off, is there?(
Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:35,
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Behaviour like that only serves to make one unpopular(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:39,
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I probably shouldn't have told her to refuse to lend one to anybody, then.(
Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:44,
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I'm wearing a hat. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:34,
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*hopes it's a rubber sombrero*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:43,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:49,
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wow your beard sure grows fast mate(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:50,
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Yeah, well, you know, strong male genes. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:52,
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I'd need a fucking rubber sombrero for a hat to be sufficient.Proper chucking it down.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:43,
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because, unlike me, you didn't bother to look at the forecast.silly boycey
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:35,
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That'll be it. That and the 'being a prick' thing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:36,
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well, it's a cyclist thing. riding in the rain is OK, but only if you plan for itso I always check in the morning.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:45,
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I'm getting a really smart bike from HimJim poster.He won it and has no need of it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:47,
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Does it haveA basket on the front and streamers coming off the handle-bars?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:51,
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It's got playing cards in the spokes so it sounds like a motorbike!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:51,
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Top tip:If you're cycling, you'd do better not carrying an open umbrella in one hand.
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Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:53,
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Oh I was assuming that nobody would actually be that stupid.Well done, humanity, you've proved me wrong again.
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Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:57,
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Cool.It would be even cooler if you told us about it in a new thread.
This one is too long to follow on my phone.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:53,
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