I think you meant "cunt."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Woah
Nice one!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Alright Twoey?

Why not phone for a home delivered deep fried horse or something. Eat a fetlock tonight and keep the rest for later in the week.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Nah, don't really fancy a take away
Besides which, even using the phone requires some level of effort
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Lazy cunt.
You need a wife.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Got one of them
But she's out. Probably whoring it up.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Even chewing requires some effort. You might die and that would be sad.

Get a nurse to give you intravenous burger or something thus ensuring survival.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:07, Reply)

That's true
but I'm hoping that at some point my whimpering will attract attention and some kindly passer by will intervene.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)

When they get close hit them on the head with something heavy then eat them while still warm.

What could go wrong?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)