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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've started hands-free masturbation, it somehow causes less guilt.I simply grip my shaft between the sweaty rolls of fat at the top of my beefy thighs, then rock my pelvis back and forth. Works wonders, you should try it.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:09,
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I have someone to do it for me, thanks.Why feel guilty about masturbating like God intended.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:10,
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Dunno, it's just that normally I feel like I should be crouching on a log in the chimp enclosure at the zoo,waiting for some aged granny to turn up with her family before starting.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:13,
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