You know the Jacob Dyer thing? Where does that come from?
I googled him to try and get the backstory and what came up was this:
twitter.com/JacobDyer

'My name is Jacob. I read comics. Bristol'

Not really any the wiser tbh
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:05, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Someone who posted on talk along the following lines
Hello my name is Jacob dyer. I sound like barnaby bear. I like barnaby bear. I live in Bristol. It is fantastic. One time I went to France. Some kid burned my neck. I didn't like it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:11, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Let Frank explain it to you
https://soundcloud.com/gilgafrank/jacob-dyer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Not clickin that, might be a heart-rendingly mental man's dismal attempts at humour, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Hahaha
He actually does have a v nice singing voice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Sounds about par.
How's the sweaty fitness going? Any marathons on the horizon? The running ones, not the old school name for Snickers.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:14, Reply)

It's going well but I don't feel well today
Stupid work is beckoning too. Sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:15, Reply)

He used to be a member on board.
He did a "Vlog" but where he said the immortal words. People watched it, a noob turned up just afterwards everyone quoted him.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/board/6191575
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:57, Reply)

yeah you're welcome

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)