Chorizo is overreacted. Discuss.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:14, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you mind if I sit this one out?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:22, Reply)

It's greasy and foreign.
And it tastes too spicy for my delicate palate.

Evening.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)

It's dull. You're correct about the greasiness.
Almost as bad as Dozer's hand after he's had an oily wank.

However this claim can't be verified, as everyone avoids meeting the prick.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I certainly avoided him when I was in York.


Are there plans for moving the boozing next week? I saw mention of the city centre...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:44, Reply)

I think it's weather dependent. Wherever we are it will be centralish I guess.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Fair enough.
I just hope there's somewhere i can park.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)

I'm driving there as well (though not back that night obvs). Planning to research parking beforehand. Will let you know if I find anywhere big enough for your bingo wings

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Cool, ta.
Don't mind paying a hotel parking charge if need be. Probably cheaper than car park fees.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:58, Reply)

I think you mean 'overrated'.
You fucking spastic epi twat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Fuck you, pedantic clown footed lonely prick.
If you could afford an iPad you'd understand the keyboard stupidity.

Just keep hoping you get a job on more than £19k a year. Then you might be able to afford one.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:34, Reply)

o hai!
Ent lonely and I earn a fair bit more than 19k.

How are you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)

I turned my auto correct off.
It was annoying the fuck out of me.
Bustard!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)

He could mean "overcooked".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:40, Reply)

Hi
I done a bike ride. I ran a bath to ease my aching bones and saw a moth disappear under the bubbles. Now I can't see it, but it can't have escaped.

In summary, chorizo is ok but I prefer a Cumberland.

Goodnight.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

The moth has probably entered your genitals.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

I have checked all known orifices to no avail.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

It'll have worked it's way under your foreskin to lay it's eggs.
They'll hatch out into cock-biter caterpillars.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:34, Reply)

I can take it or leave it.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Aug 2013, 22:35, Reply)