Looking after your skin from a young age is one thing
But a lot of these products claim to be able to turn back time...which can't be true, can it? It might make your skin nice and soft, but it won't give you the skin of a 20 year old if you're pushing 60.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I find a nice sharp scalpel works

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

+ applied to the wrists

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

For getting the skin of a 20 year old

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Remember kids: 'down the lane, not across the tracks'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Actually you're wrong.
I rubbed some Regeneris Hydroknob-5 cream on my bonce last night - before I know it, I was in the Middle Ages.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

The Middle Ages. Also known as the Trewgory Tree Fayre of 1989.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I once drank so much I turned into a neanderthal
Sort of the same thing, right?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

'once', yeah?
Course, mate, course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

:(
*strokes pronounced forehead*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)