the problem with leopard print is that there is about 1 person in every 10,000,000,000 who can pull it off
so other impressionable twats see the picture and think, oooh, that'd make me look well sexy.

they are wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The woman next door has a coat AND a matching handbag
It looks woeful.

Also, a coat?? It's fucking 20 degrees out there!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)

yes, she proves my point
someone like a young kate moss could just about have gotten away with a leopard print trim on a sexy dress or jeans/shirt combination.

it does not sound as if your neighbour looks like this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

No
She looks like Matt Lucas in an ABBA wig.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

That's one for the wank bank.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

*spluff*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)

sexxxxxy
everything about you's so seeeeeeeeexy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)