The gold membership is shockingly easy to obtain
All you have to do is show some vague interest in turning up. Even then you'll still get the membership card, it's up to you whether or not you use it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*applies online*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

*enters bank account details*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

*rescues nigerian prince*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

*opens trunk box containing $$$*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

*tells secrets the financial sector don't WANT you to hear*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

*pre-approves*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

*increases credit rating*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

*sets up direct debit to weekly savings ISA*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

*approves of sound financial decision*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

*shakes hand with bank manager 20 years his junior*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Never discuss money with someone who earns less than you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Aw why do they have to make it so much effort :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

You don't have to speak to the auditors Tangled, I DO!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I don't envy you, man.
Not one bit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)