It's certainly a dramatic one.
Massive highs (LOL) and lows.

Saying goodbye to being a homeowner for the first time since 1999 and waving goodbye to a home I love (and keep whining ON AND FUCKING ON about) upsets me far more than it logically should.

BUT...
Having started the year with legal process and the fucking POLICE involved in my attempts to be a half-decent father, and then not seeing my kid for fucking MONTHS as a result, compared with the full on every weekend and more overnight access, trips away etc. This shit makes my money tedium pale into insignificance.

So on the whole, I'll say 2013 isn't bad at all. Nice to have a summer, too.

Plus I'm looking forward to being able to not rely on poor old Lusty so much, and to treating the poor sod to some good times to say thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:27, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

tl:dr shut up, boo hoo, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)

You can move in with me, if you like.
I've got experience with overly-dramatic, bawling bloo bloo flatmates.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)

No thanks, I'm a racist.
No offence.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Why would I be offended?

( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:34, Reply)

You French cunts love taking offence, I dunno

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Dunno why you mentioned racism, either.
She's not a white girl that lives in a caravan, squatting on somebody else's land and making money out of nicking anything that's not nailed down, she's just Indian.

I don't think you know what racism means, my boy.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I didn't know there was a brunswick involved as well,
all I knew was, you're French, and that was more than enough to keep me well away.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)

That's libellous.
You might want to reconsider that post.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)

It was a bit long, but I read it none the less.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Haha unlucky you mug

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

A good read. Would read again. 7/10

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)

hey Montle

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)

yo nig

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I'm glad you're getting your shit together, you know
The stuff with the house is a bummer, but that'll settle itself in time.

Now take off those glasses and kiss me, you fool.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)

the stuff with the house is you're
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Thanks for that, Malcolm Smuggeridge

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)

There are some things i miss from here most of all.
Strikethroughs, that Jimmy Hill picture, references to noone and this
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)

hahah
edit: this is one of my most childish and therefore favourite bits of striking through of recent times:

b3ta.com/questions/exposed/post2042816
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)

That is rather good
This weeks QOTW is going extremely well, I think
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I'd like to buy the fellow who came up with it a jolly old pint, I would.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:52, Reply)

If I were that fellow, I'd let you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Well that changes EVERYTHING

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Yeah go on then, why not

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Man, you are in for a treat!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Which cunt got Sting involved?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Me, look I needed a reggae-inflected bassist and he was the go-to guy, OK?
I may not like his politics, his voice, his wife, any of his records or the cut of his jib but de mon got riddim.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)

But he doesn't use soap

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Especially not after hours of tantric spunking.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Anyone who gets Sting involved is a cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)

But Stewart Copeland seems so nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Nope. Cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Huh, well you live and learn

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Andy Summers lent Hendrix his first guitar upon his arrival in the UK with Chas Chandler, fact fans
and was in psychedelic band Dantalion's Chariot.

So he's alright too
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I KNEW it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Isn't Copeland's dad some massive deal in the FBI/CIA or summat?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I do not know
I know he writes theme tunes for tv shows though. Stewart, not his dad.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Naaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. Cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Nah bruv I swear down

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Don't chat shit bruv, you know I got dat knowledge yeah?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Imma shank you mate, honest to God Imma shank you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

s t


My pleasure.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)

YOU'VE TRICKED ME

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Not for the last time!
*Skips down the road to the 4 o'clock beer club*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:52, Reply)

You will always be a Homo Nerr in my eyes Monts

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:56, Reply)

just a suggestion, as a girl....
maybe try calling her "gorgeous wonderful lusty" rather than "poor old lusty"

we girls like that sort of shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:10, Reply)