I won £800 on roulette in Madeira

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

That's a result.
I hope you spent it on the cable car and then racing down again on one of those wooden sledge things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:38, Reply)

i spent it on wine and prawns the size of horses

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Do you like a regular punt?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)

not at all, no
Casino was next to hotel
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:43, Reply)

That's a double result then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:45, Reply)

It was when next night I also won £350 more
I think that used up all my gambling luck
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)

I still hope you went on the cable car and rode down the hill on a sledge though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:52, Reply)

i sadly did not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:52, Reply)

There is next to fuck all to do in Madeira
Eat cake.
Go to that fancy hotel for afternoon tea.
Drink Madeira Wine.

And...

GO ON THE CABLE CAR AND GET IN A BADLY BUILT SLEDGE

And you FAILED. FAILED I TELLS YA.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Those prawns that take a good 3-4 bites are my favorite.
They do prawns at my local fishmongers that are the length of my forearm, but they're about £7 each.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)

I had two and it filled my plate
I had to send them back as I couldn't get the shells off them!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Hah, niiice.
This'll sound gross, but sucking the head is really nice on those.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)