I believe they should have the right to trial by combat
*checks paperwork*

Yep, says so right here
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Swipe would annihilate him.
the fury in that one is both impressive and scary.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

urgh no, i might chip my manicure
i'd just pay someone else to do it

don't you know ANYTHING about me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Fear does not exist in this dojo

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

you chip my manicure, i'll show you fucking fear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)

They should do it LARPer style
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1983546
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Fun fact:
LARP swords often have a carbon fibre rod down the middle of them. it's possible to kill someone with these, if you're not careful, so stabbing is strictly prohibited.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)

fun fact:
THE LETTERS "F, U and N" do not appear in larping, with damn good reason
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

you'd love it
you'd be one of the prettier ones.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)