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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Does it look like a Chello on you because you're so short and all that?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:52, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
I'm a lot taller than you. And I'm not Jewish either.

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Are jews not allowed to play the banjo?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:11, Reply)
Gonz is too much of a pervert to spend time on anything else other than trying & failing sinister techniques to attract women.

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You two could live together now, you'll be the original odd couple!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Errrrmmm........
Wouldn't Jack Lemmon & Walter Matthau be the original odd couple?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Dunno who they are soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Oh here we go again, where are these gazes or anyone who says I gazed them perverted stuff?
Nice try, Tiny Tempah.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:12, Reply)
No real names please.

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Even if they are badly spelt.
When I am on my laptop instead of my iPad I will share your gazzes, admitting deleting posts you made here about certain women and what you'd like to do to them.
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Okay then, I look forward to it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)
In the meantime, please edit your post to remove my name.

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OK Golden G
If you're talking about the post about [name] that I deleted, again, i've just re-read it and am unsure where the perverted bit comes from. I just said, essentially, that I deleted it because I would rather make you look bad than her.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:36, Reply)
Consider why you deleted it in the first place. Because you knew the content was peculiar and unacceptable to the person concerned.

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Yes, it was a completely over the top comment, I can't remember the contents but it was extremely off-key.
I appologised to the person at the time who doesn't appear to have a problem with that incidence before.

If this is all you have, then its not a creepy private message like you're making it out to be, and if you took that as anything other than fiction, then you've been spreading offline rumours in an attempt to excomunicate me for a non-issue; and it's something you have done many times yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:02, Reply)
I have gazzes from other women. Which I will share when on my laptop

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OK, sure thing, ready when you are.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:33, Reply)
No
They don't have a banjo string.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:24, Reply)
Well I thought that ^ might have got me a LTI
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Quite poor by your usual standards. Looking forward to seeing you on Sat. Not sure why because you are a dreadful homo.

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Bring your banjo
You can go busking.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:05, Reply)
When I am President of The United Kingdom busking will be banned.
So many of my favourite songs have been ruined for me after hearing terrible cover versions
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Buskers are cunts to a man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Fucking right.

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Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Well, not a 'lot' taller.
Being a jew rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:06, Reply)
How would you know about being a devout 'front wheel skid'?
You don't go to the synagogue. You eat bacon, shellfish, etc. and a number of your behaviours contradict the Tanakh.
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Because it's a race and a religion.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Like being a traveller

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)
I donno, maybe, don't know much about them.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 22:03, Reply)

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