yeah, i'm ok, gonna do a full service on the car today, ready for its 3 weeks of runnning to milton keynes and back.
something keeps making a really high pitched beeping noise, and i can't tell if it's in my house or not, and frankly i'm too lazy to go and look for it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It might be the missus
Maybe she needs a full service. So to speak.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

nah, she's gone to work.
it seems to have stopped now, so thats good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

So she's gone to work and the sound has mysteriously stopped
Well I'm stumped
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

no, it started after she left numb nuts.
she's been gone since about 7am. you are impossible sometimes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Maybe she deliberately left an under-charged battery in the smoke alarm

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Look, I'm just trying to consider every possibility

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Has anyone explored the possibility that Windus may have been fitted with some sort of tracking device?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I hate it when women do that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

They're so devious

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

snakes with tits, bruv

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Had a similar recently.
After I'd murdered the alarm clock (which I never set) at 3am I found it was the reminder thingy on a new watch I'd been given.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)