I said to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said: "How flexible are you?" I said: "I can't make Tuesdays."

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:27, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

^ here all week ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

sad times

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

That's an old tommy cooper.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

YOURN an old Tommy Cooper

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I like tommy cooper

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

+it up the

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

cloches enfers

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)

2nd click of the day for you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:57, Reply)

well, thats one more thing we have in common,
we should start a Ginger people who like Tommy Cooper fan club
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

It would be a v exclusive club
Did you see the ginger pride march in Scotland over the weekend??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

no. sounds tragic.
i really wish ginger people would stop doing things to enforce the "gingers are dickheads" stereotype.

Was it some fucking knob fringe comedians vain attempt at getting a spot on Macintyres comedy train crash?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

How did you guess??
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-23643831
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)