Just got a parking ticket for parking outside my own home, because Camden council haven't sent me my residents permit yet.
Permit required from 8.30am. Ticket issued: 8.33am.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 8:43, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The law is the law, Battered.
No exceptions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Thankfully I'm not living in Brent borough anymore; parking fines are double those of Camden.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Did you have a note in your car explaining all this?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Signed by your mum

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Morning Rory

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Or are you on the Psychic Traffic Warden route?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Dunno how to help you then bud, soz

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 8:45, Reply)

they go around before the time limit looking for people without permits
the cunts.

might be worth trying to ask for it to be cancelled. I've been let off 2 in London and 1 in Oxford by asking nicely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I'll write to them, doubt it will make much of a difference.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Man alive!
Tube drivers being lazy and overpaid on the one hand and traffic wardens being efficient at their jobs on t'other. When will you Londoners ever get a frickin break man!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:05, Reply)

don't forget the fact that we are supporting the REST OF THE COUNTRY
ALL OF THEM
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)

They're on performance related pay, aren't they?
You can't blame them for that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:05, Reply)

You can blame them for being genetically predisposed to dishonesty, the Nigerian cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

If they were all German you'd be applauding their efficiency

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Yes but they're not.
They're sweaty fraudsters from the fucking Congo - they're inherently crooked, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Plus, smelly food.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)

look, your heart bleeds for all mankind, you have a rose tinted view of the world and people, i get that
but even you cannot stick up for traffic wardens.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Fucking hell you're looking particularly ginger on Facebook.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)

fucking hell you're looking particularly cunty this morning

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Illegal parking is a scourge on modern society.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)

there is a difference between illegal parking and a few minutes extra in a bay
besides, during the day, who gives a fuck, there's loads of spaces. it's at night when residents have nowhere to park!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I tell you what
get to know your local traffic warden, invite him to a 'bash' and show him the secret handshake and Bob's your pervy uncle that still haunts your dreams! Once you've drawn a cock on an etch-a-sketch you never look back, mates rates innit.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)

^ Listen to Reg - he knows his oats alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Typical Reg! *rolls eyes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)