i just hope for her sake that they didn't have make-up sex*. she'll be wincing in agony every time she goes for a piss for the next 3 days.



*you may have seen similar techniques on history programmes, with people using battering rams on castle gates
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You are the one who raised her ginger portcullis to him!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I AM NOT GINGER
don't become the victim of my first ever 2.0, man
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Oh I don't know.
I think he'd look smashing with a bit of lippy on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

like jo brand?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)

No, I really don't

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

i don't think anybody does

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)

You'd know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)