Fine, this is probably one of those things that is my problem and I ought to get over it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

100% correct. Well done.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

The best thing to do is to stare at the woman's breasts and try to imagine them in a more sexy situation.
It'll be good for her self-esteem as well, she doesn't just want to be viewed as a feeding machine.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I always made a point of doing this.
I would also occasionally say thing to the baby like "You lucky sod, I normally have to buy her flowers for that".
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)

They love it if you 'honk' the other breast and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I'm sure way worse things have leaked into the pool than boob milk

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Every single persons bum sweat for starters.
Apparently in iceland you have to have a full naked shower with soap before you're allowed in swimming pools and there are attendants to ensure that you do shower.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)