I found a number in my teeth after nomming YMs oysters

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Could have been worse. You could have found some of her tagnuts up your nostrils.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I put them up there myself to stop the smells

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:07, Reply)

subthread of the week here chaps

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I've got a great investment opportunity for you once you've sold up...
Only £100k.

Basically you adopt my ex-wife and you pay her maintenance instead of me. Then, eventually, once you've tracked me down years later I'll reimburse you & pay interest.

Honest guv. I swear you'll get the money. You know me, when have I ever let you down eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Throw in the magic beans and I'm in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I thought it was pigs what snuffled for truffles, not cows.
And not up arses, neither.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I've herd that rumour

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Surprising se as you had a buttock over each ear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)

NOMNOMNOM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)