Considering what I do I am lucky that I probably work 1 weekend in a month.
It's just urrrgh pissed up 21 year olds, at a Great Gatsby themed party. They're going to be cunts.
I begged the events manager not to take the booking.
The last time there was a 21st at the club it was horrific. I had people kicked out for being under age and on K so the parents complained about me to my boss.
( wanderlust, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How dare you? I NEVER have 21 year olds on me.
A Great Gatsby themed party? Cracked pointed out to me that The Great Gatsby was an indictment of hedonism. Perhaps you should explain this to them?
( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I have tried.
The counter argument was that the parents are going to be there.
I don't fucking care, anyone who spends 15k on a party for their child is a dickhead.
( wanderlust, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Is the birthday boy going to be Gatsby? Is that how it works?
Would you like me to turn up and be George B Wilson?
( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

You should take a gun and bust it out when they get rowdy
and be like "this is the only gat you need you pricks" and blast them all.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)

That does sound horrendous.
They will have an unwarranted air of superiority with that theme.

Short change any cunty ones.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I shall be charming and friendly and make sure they all have a wonderful time.
Then I'll sit in the office and cry.
( wanderlust, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

+ank

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)