Just watch out for randy Mallards


Nahh kids take surprisingly well to water, just make sure you smile and reassure whilst in the water I bet she will be swimming* under her own steam in no time

*flailing around like a bent spastic but floating
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Well that's how I swim so its the best we can hope for really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:57, Reply)

You swim like a randy Mallard?
OK cho-cho give Nakers his log in back
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:58, Reply)

I'm not a natural floater, so swimming is an effort
I'd rather chill on a lilo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Bloody hell now Bartleby has nicked Nakers account

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:17, Reply)

His account gets passed around more than YM

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

haha, whereas most would just look at YM
and say "No thanks, I'll pass"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Morning Lighty are you ready Briz?
Hope this isn't a spoiler but this will be the in-car entertainment in Stunned posters car

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2053018
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)