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Fucking hell.
Deader than Battered's marriage, Swipe's marriage prospects and Chompy's dreams of home owning here innit?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:53,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Evenin' all
I suspect everyone's either watching the kickball or there's some new soap on the shit pump.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 19:23,
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I'm here now so let's get this fucking show on the road.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 19:25,
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That was brilliant! Same time tomorrow everyone? Yeah?
Hahahaha yeah hahahaha etc.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:08,
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Reasons Why I Can't Entirely Write Off Frank As An Internet Person Part 1
www.b3ta.com/links/Im_in_the_news_today_oh_boy
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:11,
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2008 was a long time ago.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 7:50,
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You missed out my first wife.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:14,
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And my mum
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:21,
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And my Nan
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:21,
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And Elvis.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:21,
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Ooh ooh and my social life
Ho ho ho!
true
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:22,
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And Stunned's foot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:27,
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Right then, gayers!
I'm several* pints in (from this afternoon's libationary activities) and about to open the second bottle of wine - any idea how bad my hangover's going to be, on a scale of one to ten?
*I think it's possibly five, could be seven.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:31,
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Given that you will also have to cope with the Monday factor..
I'm going for a seven.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:35,
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Never had that monday thing
I've generally enjoyed the jobs I've had, the present one is really fun. However, I will have a stupendous hangover unless I get some food down me soon. Luckily there is a Chinese takeaway close by, I feel something fried and full of MSG will be eaten very soon.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:40,
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Sweet and sour pork Cantonese style is a must.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:42,
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Oooh!
OK guys and gals - any other suggestions?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:44,
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Err. account deletion and death?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:45,
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We'll take that one as read
So, any Chinese food suggestions?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:50,
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Clicking this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:10,
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*Proper* post booze food is a kebab anyway.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:50,
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No kebab shops within easy walking distance unfortunately.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:51,
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I'm glad you had considered it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:52,
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I think there's some chemical in booze that causes kebab cravings
I mean, has anyone ever craved a kebab while sober?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:04,
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We used to get burgers from the kebab shop post pub, I had one sober once and it was easily one of the worst things I have ever eaten.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:10,
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lol
i.imgur.com/bMsa4dz.png
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Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:47,
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Dude, if you can find someone to marry you, it gives us all hope
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:45,
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How was V?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:46,
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It was really good
But the weather meant nowhere near as fun as last year. Fucking useless country. Have made up for a day of beer and awful cold pizza with 2 hours gym and a 90 min squash lesson today, fucking knackered. How was the bash???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:47,
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It was a good laugh.
We all got drunk and laughed a lot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:57,
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I missed y'all
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:01,
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Well come down next time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:01,
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leslie crowther lols
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:04,
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Stunned and Monty
Went to Weson today.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:09,
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I hope they stayed about from my pier.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:10,
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They did.
Although they did look at it.
Stunned refused to pay to park.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:12,
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Did they leave lighty in Bristol?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:12,
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No. They got up early and went for a drive.
We all met up for lunch and then they took Lighty home.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:13,
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stayed about from my pier got stuck in the mud
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:16,
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The mud might have been a good treatment for the 'foot'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:17,
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I'm loving your sig.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:01,
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I can't believe it was just me who remembered him.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:02,
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I'm fairly sure you made him up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:04,
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Totally didn't!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:09,
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You fucking cunt, stop reminding her she fucked Chompy.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:01,
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