She's not my favourite, but she puts on a really good show
Unlike rihanna, who was TERRIBLE. Whereas I expected j-lo to be dire, and only went because I got a free ticket - and she turned out to be pretty good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:18, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Can't say I'm particularly jealous.
Saying that I saw some shit ska bands at home this weekend at a little festival thing they do, lots of knobs in pork pie hats and braces.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Basically festivals would be great if there were no people there
Weed smoking cunts.

I bought a pizza for the girls and the young girl behind the till gave me change for a tenner instead of a £20. I pointed it out politely, she gave me the balance at once. Maybe a genuine mistake, maybe not, who cares. Well, the people behind me, apparently. "ooooh she well knew she was robbin' that tenner" they shouted. Urgh, oiks! What happened to innocent until proven guilty, or serving thousands of people without a break making you knackered??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:23, Reply)

If she had given you change for a £20 and you gave a tenner would you have said anything?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I totally would, yeah
I always tell restaurants if they've forgotten something on the bill (my friends fucking hate that), once took £500 cash back to the bank when they gave me £1k instead of £500, etc. I blame the catholic guilt complex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I would keep the money, nearly every time, because I'm shifty and dishonest.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:37, Reply)

so would a lot of my friends
i just wouldn't enjoy spending it, somehow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I would thoroughly enjoy spending it.
Free stuff innit?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:43, Reply)

yeah, but often the staff member who fucked up their till gets penalised
the cashier at RBS cried when I handed the cash in, said it would have been deducted from her salary.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I think that might be a fair case for honesty.
But you would think a cashier might notice the difference between £500 and £1k.
For the record I would have spent it all on Mexican food.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:47, Reply)

That really would be a case of..
NACHO cheese!!1!!
Oh HO!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I don't get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Unlike some lackwit bank teller, I don't give a monkey(s)

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I do get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Aren't they supposed to count it twice?
Any chump that gives away a monkey by accident should be out on their fackin ear.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:49, Reply)

true, but too harsh for me, I'm v soft really
also I was earning fuck-all, but was living at home rent free. if I'd really needed the money, my principles might well have been different, I guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

It's easier to be honest when you aren't on your arse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:54, Reply)

yep
if it had been a year later when I was studying law in London, I might well have researched the law on "finders v keepers"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:03, Reply)

nicely put

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

You just can't stop buying people pizzas can you?
WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:33, Reply)

So soon on a Monday for this to be bought up again?
THREAD DERAILMENT AHOY!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:34, Reply)

It's alright, my taste is much better these days
This lot were buying the beers at the same time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:35, Reply)