When are we going back to business card chat?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Business cards are useful if you need roach for your spliffs

( Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Drug paraphernalia lolz.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Too thick.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)

well he is from Cornwall

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Yes
I think its rather impressive that I am able to use the Internet considering my handicap.
( Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Does it keep falling down over your eyes?
Dunt sound too handy to me
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Going on to cap chat...
I saw someone with a baseball cap which had a stupidly long peak today, it looked ridiculous. Probably would have worked for a horse.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Did you manage to avoid Kroney he was at a hotel I recommended in Carbis Bay a few weeks ago?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)

You know what. He didn't even gaz me to see if I fancied a pint
What a knob
( Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

What a cunt, eh?
Saying that he was with OG, he also complained about getting wet on the coastal path walk into St Ives
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I would have been polite about his attire and everything

( Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Woah, I was on a weekend away with the other half.
Why would I invite you, the frigid wife and Wilekit and Wilekat along?
( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Actually the wife has been a lot better in that department lately. I have no complaints for the first time in a long time.

( Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Ah good news
frigid the rest of the post stands
( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Having a quick pint with a weirdo off the internet is tad different to inviting his wife and kids to a family holiday.

( Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I'd've had to have left og at the mercy of the rest of your six-toed brethren.
I had to carry a fucking great big whacking stick as it was. I swear you lot can smell fresh genes from a mile off, it was like Night of the Living Dead.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

haha
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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)

If Cornwall is so bad how come so many forrins want to live down here

( Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

I'm guilty as charged

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Cornwall's lovely.
It's the Cornish that're the problem. Luckily they're all getting displaced by civilised folk. You'll all be in camps before long.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Yeh and then Cornwall will cease to be lovely and become like all those other shit coastal places the forrins have ruined

( Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Typical Cornish indementalist, calling other English people foreign.
This is why you're going to be all shipped off to the Scillies in crates, you know.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

You're a frenchy though
so it fair game to call you forrin
( Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)

The appalling racism on display from PJ here shows exactly why Cornish people should be displaced in favour of civilised folk.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I'm not racist.
My next door neighbour has a black cat
( Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Got it done in Illustrator and PS.
And very nice it is too.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)