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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck your food and drugs chat.
Even a cunt like Al wouldn't stoop to that. What WOULD Al stoop to?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:30, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
shouldn't we wait til he's here to defend himself?
it seems a bit mean behind his back, like.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)
You should see what says about you when you're not here.
Makes Rory look like a fluffeh kitteh.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)
oh man
internet non-validation
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)
It's not true Swipe
I save all my comments for when you're here to see them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Cable chat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Fuck's sake man, never mention Cable Chat ever again.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Can we mention the ugly polyamorous people on the BBC website
who're doing everyone a favour by only being polyamorous with each other? Public service, that. I say give 'em a medal.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Als already talking about that on facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)
What a fucking cunt Al is.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)
I fucking am as well

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
dunno who that is, soz

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)
lol pink lines

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)
He's a Cunt
But he's not a King Kamehameha Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa like on that telly thing aaahahaha great post really really great post there

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
You're right
I will never be as funny or clever as you. I bow to your superiority.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)
my favourite bit was when he said that he was having a fat spliff
because there's nothing that makes you seem cooler on the internet than telling people about the drugs what you done
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I'm currently on a hard core skin cream for a small blotchy patch of skin.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I done 20mg of Citalopram last night.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)
HAHA head mental fails

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I know! HA HA NUTTER!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
I took two ibuprofen for what turned out to be a painfully insignificant hangover yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I'm so scared of a drug turning out to be a gateway into heroin addiction
that I don't even do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
You need to be careful with them
some bloke on the internet told me it might give you a miscarriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Next time I miss my train or there is a train crash, i'm going to call it a miscarriage.
'cus, you know, I missed my carriage.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I knew a bloke who too took many nurofen and thought his hand was a burger and ate it down to the bone or something equally shocking to put children off drug use.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Or your dick as it it commonly known

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
My dick is commonly known as the fiat
as its small and inoffensive
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)
and frequently suffers from electrical problems

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

l r ca r le
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha check it check it
c f
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha "furrently" get it get it

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)
in fairness I fail to see the difference between that and informing the world of your intention to visit 'the juicer'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
i always assumed that was a euphemism for his wife's clunge

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)
*Lionel Blair pose*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)
nice tan

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Schticktless Wonders, no niche of their own, fucking sycophants.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Honestly wasn't my intention, haven't been on properly for a while and forgot 'the do's and dont's"

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Do: Delete your account and kill yourself
Don't: Ignore the advice above
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)
My new employers have come up with a thing called "Active August"
Its pretty cuntish but I do get to bunk off at 2.30 this afternoon to shoot arrows at targets.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Oh man, does this mean that me, you and Cavy could have Arrow Chat?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Sure, but thats where I "draw" the line

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
I've recorded that series, not bothered watching any of it yet though

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Yeah', so, anyway, those new Itsu pot noodles are a bit good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)
The big ones?
They fucking are. The Thai spicy one is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Yup, thems the ones, I had that same one for 'brunch' today.
Well worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Monty posted about them a few weeks ago, as it happens there is a sainsbury's just near me at work
I couldn't finish it though they are huge.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I would stoop if you left some food on a low table, or possibly even the floor.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
When are we going back to business card chat?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Business cards are useful if you need roach for your spliffs

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Drug paraphernalia lolz.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Too thick.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)
well he is from Cornwall

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Yes
I think its rather impressive that I am able to use the Internet considering my handicap.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Does it keep falling down over your eyes?
Dunt sound too handy to me
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Going on to cap chat...
I saw someone with a baseball cap which had a stupidly long peak today, it looked ridiculous. Probably would have worked for a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Did you manage to avoid Kroney he was at a hotel I recommended in Carbis Bay a few weeks ago?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)
You know what. He didn't even gaz me to see if I fancied a pint
What a knob
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
What a cunt, eh?
Saying that he was with OG, he also complained about getting wet on the coastal path walk into St Ives
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I would have been polite about his attire and everything

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Woah, I was on a weekend away with the other half.
Why would I invite you, the frigid wife and Wilekit and Wilekat along?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Actually the wife has been a lot better in that department lately. I have no complaints for the first time in a long time.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Ah good news
frigid the rest of the post stands
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Having a quick pint with a weirdo off the internet is tad different to inviting his wife and kids to a family holiday.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I'd've had to have left og at the mercy of the rest of your six-toed brethren.
I had to carry a fucking great big whacking stick as it was. I swear you lot can smell fresh genes from a mile off, it was like Night of the Living Dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)
haha
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(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)
If Cornwall is so bad how come so many forrins want to live down here

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I'm guilty as charged

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Cornwall's lovely.
It's the Cornish that're the problem. Luckily they're all getting displaced by civilised folk. You'll all be in camps before long.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Yeh and then Cornwall will cease to be lovely and become like all those other shit coastal places the forrins have ruined

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Typical Cornish indementalist, calling other English people foreign.
This is why you're going to be all shipped off to the Scillies in crates, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
You're a frenchy though
so it fair game to call you forrin
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)
The appalling racism on display from PJ here shows exactly why Cornish people should be displaced in favour of civilised folk.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I'm not racist.
My next door neighbour has a black cat
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Got it done in Illustrator and PS.
And very nice it is too.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Pick up his oven glove?
All I know about him is the deleting thing and living in Sheffield.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Sheffield?
What a fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Alright AB,
You stupid fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Hello love

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Alright sweetheart.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Alright WP, you appalling shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)
How are ya?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Yeah who do they think they are with there Smelly Drugs
and Massive food
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Hello.
I don't know what Al would stoop to.
Shall I just wait till the next thread comes round?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I done a NEW ONE
just for you EDJ
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)
You're a very nice man

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I heard he stooped so low he could see up batterd's skirt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)

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