it may be - just may be - the best song of the 80's

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's a TUNE alright. There is a nice cover by Mike Masse on The Youtube which is good'n'acoustic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)

It's no Total Eclipse Of The Heart.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

which allegedly was wrtitten by meatloaf

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

the finest singer/songwriter of a generation cunt.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

well, in the sense that it was written by Jim Steinman.
so I'd question the sources of your allegations, from a legal standpoint.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)

oh man
that was one of my favourite urban legends :(

also, i kind of hope you googled that, because if you didn't, you're a gimp. but then if you had to resort to google/wiki to prove yourself, you're a gimp. it's a gimp trap!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Gimp trap, gimp trap
Watcha gonna do........
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

kick Martin Lawrence in the balls.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I like meatloaf
and I also like cheesy 80's shit. And I have brain somehow programmed to store useless facts.

Also, if you don't know the author of a song from that era. Jim Steinman is a fucking good bet for a guess. Fucker wrote EVERYTHING.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)

so you're saying that you're category Gimp A?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

whatever rubs your rhubarb

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

i've never seen a guy look good in a gimp suit
bear in mind i live very near where the erotica exhibition is every year, and there are a LOT of fat accountants/date entry monkeys wandering around in black rubber. shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I'm pretty sure looking good isn't the objective.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

the only worse weekend is the beer festival weekend
when the place is FULL of pissed up twunts. urrrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)