I suspect shennanigans, subterfuge and interior motives here Mince
I'd raise shields and standby photo torpedos if I were you
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Innit
Something's up, you mark my words.

However if it means I can get off my bosoms on magic mushrooms to Britains - nay, THE WORLD'S finest 'Space Rock' proponents on Saturday night, that'll ding-dang-do for me Reginald, and no mistake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Keep your oats about you Mince and the worm will turn

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I'm keeping my oats very close to my chest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

It's this kind of short term thinking that's made you the man you are today Monts
I'm not sure whether I mean that as a compliment or an insult. Take it as you will.*


*sniffing it off the cistern of a pub toilet
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I have learnt the (very) hard way
that things are probably going to go wrong and shit most of the time, and with that in mind to make the most of any opportunities for fun that present themselves. I've seen my missus for about two hours in the past ten days and she deserves a good night out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

tl:dr long term = wrong term

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Well that's a good enough reason right there

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:45, Reply)

someone has to get me home when I'm off me bonce eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Just to clarify, this is a JOKE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH THIS IS ENDSTRIKETHROUGH I AM
LOL
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:51, Reply)