I got Married in Carbis Bay
I have soiled your favourite beach with my love seed.
( Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:20, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Me too!
Not the marriage, the soiling thing.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

We're like spunk brothers!

( Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

*does secret handshake consisting of not touching with slightly disgusted facial expression*

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

acial expression ecal explosion
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I sent Kroney to the very hotel you stayed at
You already know that I got married in Camborne
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Well I got Married in Camborne
But the reception was at The Carbis Bay Hotel.

Did we establish that we were married in the same church or were you at the reg office or one of the other churches?
( Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

This
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1885741


Hey it looks like it's Al's candle day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Sex on a beach is fucking horrible
Sand is far to invasive
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Its definately one of thoses things that is better in principle than practise

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Depends how you do it.
A quick standing shag is fine, as is sex in the water.
( Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Sex in the water
ISNT ON THE FUCKING BEACH....

Jesus some people...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)

A quick standing shag
DID YOU MISS THAT PART?
( Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

No I just ignored it so I could type a pointless rant in capitals
Soz wuv woo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Awww you're so cute!

( Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)

thx bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)

When the tide goes out you can walk round to Hale
we did it in a secluded cove bit there, fucking sand gets everywhere
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Not heard of Hale
Is it anywhere near Hayle?

My mate did it on a beach in Saudi. After what happened to the other couple she's lucky she wasn't stoned to death.
( Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Yeah Hayle, now thats a fucking depressing place

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Too right
When I was growing up no-one with a Ford or a Vauxhall would go near the place because it was well know that the local Ford and Vauxhall spares place hired car thieves rather than mechanics.
( Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

We went on a bus trip from St Ives to Penzance, It went through Hayle and Camp Auschwitz
near the light house I did love the pub name of "Vlad the Impaler"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

My favourite named place in Cornwall is a hamlet called "No Mans Land"
just outside Looe
( Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:47, Reply)