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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Today is my Thursday Friday \o/ I'm even going to fuck off early
So what are you miserable lot doing today?

alt: Looks like Chompy has a Chinese double
metro.co.uk/2013/08/21/ghostbuster-arrested-after-penis-exorcism-in-china-3932327/
So gullible moments come on fess up.

alt:alt: Why do birds suddenly appear?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:01, 215 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm at work. but its summer hols so not much on
Isn't it shit when people talk about their dreams? I think so. Anyway last night I dreamt I was on a ba$h in London and Monty was actually a Chinese guy that used hair straighteners. Swipey claimed his online persona was to cover up his true sexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:07, Reply)
THAT WAS NO DREAM
Did you see my link to that beach property in Carbis Bay yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:08, Reply)
No I did not

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Morning.
Today, I actually have to do a bit of work, and have a boring meeting with a supplier, in which I shall pretend to care and stifle yawns. I shall also be keeping an eye on the cricket.

Alt: Once upon a time, I believed in God.

Alt:alt: They don't when I'm near. They run.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:12, Reply)
'ning young Doc.
alt:alt: It's like kissy cat, they are just trying to get you to give them a struggle snuggle
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:14, Reply)
I didn't realise that.
So, it's all good after all!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Yep go for it, when they say no it really means YES
and think of it being a bit like the Waltzers if they scream they wanna go faster
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Sounds a *bit* rapey, but you know best.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:24, Reply)
You know what Harters,
I am sick of this closing the building and then being back the next morning game.
I am tres sleepy this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:15, Reply)
There is no justice at times Lusty, are you being dragged to Hawkwind this weekend?
ohhh by the way, will you do me a favour and cunt Monty in the punch for me later?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:18, Reply)
Gladly.
What did he do/didn't do?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:20, Reply)
He's leaking details about my "skipping in a circle" Krew

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:21, Reply)
*skips in a circle*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:23, Reply)
^ this guy gets it ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:23, Reply)
^this guy leaked the details to me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:25, Reply)
right.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Not helped by an excitable 5-year old insisting on giving you a morning kiss.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Bartleby?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Bartleby is not 5.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:01, Reply)
How is that my double?
there's not even a picture.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:18, Reply)
I doubt that courtroom shot is even from china

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Is anyone wearing a lampshade on their head? That's how to tell a genuine China-man.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Silly Chompy all Chinese courts have American flags flying in them
sometimes you really are WTN
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:20, Reply)
YEAH WELL YOU OWN IT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:19, Reply)
What

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Morning.
Site visit, builder's merchants, haircut,back for test match.

Alt. Sure there are some but can't remember.

Alt alt. It's hard to hatch gradually.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Morning Ed
Talking of hatching there was some discussion on a local radio station this morning about blue chicken eggs WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:31, Reply)
No limits in the porn industry then?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:33, Reply)
no no no no no no

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:34, Reply)
alright edj

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Hello Monty

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Because I'm well fit and they all want a piece of my crazy hipster lifestyle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Alright Dozer give Monty his log in back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Have you managed to get me that Terry Farley LP yet NO YOU HAVEN'T

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:37, Reply)
I just want a long mix of genuine old '88 acid records

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:37, Reply)
not '88 style', not '89 Italian piano rave' I want ACID

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Have you got a copy of Day.V Lately - 'Pulse & Thunder'?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:44, Reply)
I've got that on signed 8-track picturedisc.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:54, Reply)
I'll buy it from you.
My name? Yeah it's Dave.E Lat................HO HO
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)
You know something I forgot all about even looking for it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:42, Reply)
I thought we were friends :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:43, Reply)
You're more Joey Deacon than Joey Tribbiani

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:46, Reply)
That's a good thing, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:46, Reply)
You know something, thinking about it I really think that it is

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:47, Reply)
'Gullible moments'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Just had something else added to my day....
Have to contact THE GREENLAND SECURITY COURIER COMPANY to pay $110, then the $5,000,000.00 deposited with them will be transferred to me.
Probably go to the pub once it's cleared.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:33, Reply)
I'll lend you the $110 if you promise me half.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Deal. I only have sterling.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:35, Reply)
Ok send it to me in cash and I'll
transfer the $110 to your account.
(see what I did there?)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Sure. I'll just give you my bank account details etc.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Today's my Friday too.
Awwww-raaaaghhhtttttt
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:41, Reply)
*Thursday-Fridayfives*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:43, Reply)
My Friday isn't until Saturday. Am I doing an extra day so you don't have too? Is that how it works now?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Fucking A
Can you cover the rest of my Monday this year please
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Yeah, I work Mondays anyway so I can't see it being a problem.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Because God hates you, same as everyone else - or even more.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Hi Monty! Nice to see you too! *waves*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Come on, now you're just being mean.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Fuck a horse

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Need a crate to stand on.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:59, Reply)
*weekend comes*


*cycle hums*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:47, Reply)
haha lets all head to AL's Diner

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:49, Reply)
I hope Potsie doesn't turn up again. What a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:50, Reply)
You can say alot of things about Potsie
but at least the postal system in Cambodia worked well
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Well the dumbest edf worker ever has turned up at mine.
Asks me to unplug all the electrics whilst he does his stuff, then turns off all the power before asking me for a cup of tea... If you like it cold sure thing.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:48, Reply)
thats what you get for hiring a racist to do your electrics

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:51, Reply)
I never knew Weepee was rascist

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)
*looks around* *cant see WeePee*
Yeah that fucker is a massive racist, he wont even make coffee without putting the milk in the cup first as he cant stand the thought of BLACK coffee even for a minute
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Click

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)
1st rule of any building work...
request tea before crossing threshold
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Work, night at the pub, standard Thursday
Alt: None, recently.

AltAlt: Well, Karen did insist on throwing her food away...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:49, Reply)
altalt: that's in your top three jokes for sure AA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Thank you, I agree
Saw my opportunity to use it again, and took it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:54, Reply)
I'm off for Mexican food and beer at lunchtime
Alt:
Who you gonna call? Rugmunchers!

AltAlt:
Alfred Hitchcock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:49, Reply)
alt: 'hello mother, Monty here...'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Yeah well you should shove Ancas de Rana al Mojo de Ajo down your japs eye
and shit out Chimichangas.

Morning Sporty
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:02, Reply)
I like the result, if not the process so much
Morning! I appear to have slightly pulled a muscle in my left leg. It feels really weird
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)
Its leg cancer HTH's

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:05, Reply)
It does indeed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Here for you bbz
If you get it right you and stunned can share a pair of shoes.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)
We are a right old pair and no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)
something something tripod

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I dont like to brag

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)

ra e


Wait your not PJ
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:10, Reply)
PJ occasional BJ, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)
That's very vulgar to put it like that
in Cornwall it's referred to as "nosh off"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Needs MOAR carrot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Today is also my Friday
Its almost like some of us planned ahead and realised that by taking the Friday off we could get a 4 day weekend...

Alt... This man is a genius and should be recognised as such.

altalt... because I am covered in crumbs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)
I genuinely didn't.
I thought the bank hol was next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Thats because you are still using your 1968 Jimi calendar

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:02, Reply)
My kid and I watched the Who at the 1970 Isle of Wight Festival last night
and then spent an hour doing powerchords.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)
No wonder your kid loves you so much.
You have a tardis.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)

fuck
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)
It was shit in the 70's
you should have got some of the later stuff when Tom Baker was in it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Also I think when refering to them in the 3rd person they should be called
The Whom...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:10, Reply)
No, that's when referring to them in the second case
which, to be fair, he was.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Sorry miss.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)
I've done this
Since I was a young boy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)
LTI

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:17, Reply)
*plays with balls*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:18, Reply)
I Dont Miiiiind
you doing this at all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)
She was ecstatic,'it sounds just the same!!!'
Then later on I heard her singing Magic Bus in the bath.

/mumsnet
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:16, Reply)
I've taken it one step further B-dog and booked Tues & Weds off as well

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Now sir thats planning...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:02, Reply)
I fear my liver may not agree with you on Thursday

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Liver's are great..they can take a hell of a lot more punishment than you would think
A few days teatotal after a binge and it will pretty much heal itself.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)
I used to sell drugs to a houseful of jr. doctors
one of whom told me that as long as you have 3 consecutive days off booze a month your organs should remain pretty much fine all your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Mind you for all I know the chap was completely incompetent and/or delusional

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Ah he was an English doctor then LOLOLOLOL
to be fair, I always thought/ have been lead to believe, that that is pretty much correct.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)
My colleague beat me to it, the bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)

to it, the bastard off
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:10, Reply)
In other news, my daughter comes back from Edinburgh today \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Is she on smack? I hear its the thing to do in Scotland?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Deep fried smack.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:59, Reply)
With a splash of irn-bru.
Which is lush btw
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:02, Reply)
It fucking isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:03, Reply)
I have the day off today
so I can go shopping with my mum. Yay!
I'm fucking shattered though, having had about hree hours sleep due to a stupid shit cough. If you hear about a crash on the M5 later, it'll be me.

AltAlt: because you carry birdseed in your pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)
I am guessing that your husband is closer in age to your mother than he is to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:58, Reply)
He's seven years older than she is.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)
.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:05, Reply)
More 'bemused', to be honest.
Morning, moo cow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Good morning miss
What are you shopping for?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Nothing in particular.
Parents are just down from Scotland for a few days, so I'm taking the opportunity to meet up with the mother for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Not shopping for anything in particular can go two ways though
Enjoyable pottering around or DEATH BY SHOP
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)
I love shopping, though.
Don't forget my double X chromosomes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:14, Reply)

chromosomes tits
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:15, Reply)

chromosomes XL dress size
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:18, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)
I'm only messing B3thy boo
You know we all love you really
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)
I have cut out all the pockets on my Mac. thankyouverymuch

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)
+ flasher

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:07, Reply)
HH vs TheShinyShiny
p s
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)
I got Married in Carbis Bay
I have soiled your favourite beach with my love seed.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Me too!
Not the marriage, the soiling thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)
We're like spunk brothers!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)
*does secret handshake consisting of not touching with slightly disgusted facial expression*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

acial expression ecal explosion
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)
I sent Kroney to the very hotel you stayed at
You already know that I got married in Camborne
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Well I got Married in Camborne
But the reception was at The Carbis Bay Hotel.

Did we establish that we were married in the same church or were you at the reg office or one of the other churches?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)
This
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1885741


Hey it looks like it's Al's candle day
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Sex on a beach is fucking horrible
Sand is far to invasive
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)
Its definately one of thoses things that is better in principle than practise

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Depends how you do it.
A quick standing shag is fine, as is sex in the water.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Sex in the water
ISNT ON THE FUCKING BEACH....

Jesus some people...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)
A quick standing shag
DID YOU MISS THAT PART?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)
No I just ignored it so I could type a pointless rant in capitals
Soz wuv woo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Awww you're so cute!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)
thx bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)
When the tide goes out you can walk round to Hale
we did it in a secluded cove bit there, fucking sand gets everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Not heard of Hale
Is it anywhere near Hayle?

My mate did it on a beach in Saudi. After what happened to the other couple she's lucky she wasn't stoned to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Yeah Hayle, now thats a fucking depressing place

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Too right
When I was growing up no-one with a Ford or a Vauxhall would go near the place because it was well know that the local Ford and Vauxhall spares place hired car thieves rather than mechanics.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)
We went on a bus trip from St Ives to Penzance, It went through Hayle and Camp Auschwitz
near the light house I did love the pub name of "Vlad the Impaler"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)
My favourite named place in Cornwall is a hamlet called "No Mans Land"
just outside Looe
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:47, Reply)
MORNING BITCHES, DADDY'S HERE.
Today's the day I probably spend a grand on mechanical work. YEAH!

*fist pumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Aw yeah, imma get me
one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)
If you're spending a grand on htis
you have no emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Spending a grand on that would be illogical.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Bon matin, Kronium

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Ah, monsieur Deux Chapeux
Vous avec un jollie petit dejeuner, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)
oui

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:28, Reply)
NO FUCKING CAR CHAT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Wouldnt it have been easier
to just buy a better car?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)
No, old boy. No, it would not.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Well it would wouldnt it
Rather than buying an old wreck
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Ah but, you see, it wouldn't.
I'd have preferred to do the work myself, but no jack plus working on a hill equals disaster and hospitalisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)
So you like to get a man in then yeah yeah


*I am making it sound like you are a shirter*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)
like that kid who's in a coma because he had an accident on his bike and had refused a helmet "because it would have ruined his hair"
his dad said, he might have permanent brain damage when he wakes up.

probably no consolation, but it sounds like he already had it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Tetsuo lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:48, Reply)
did you see the stat that 73% of people in relationships are with someone they reckon is not the love of their life, but for whom they settled
how depressing is that? where did they do that poll?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Milton Keynes

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Click
hahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)
I think the poll was conducted outside my house.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Look around.
If anything it's surprising that 27% of people are in love.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)
i think this poll shows more clearly than anything
that 27% of people tell LIES
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)
10cc gig

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)
^ dont forget it ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)
pfffffffft
it's just a silly phase you're going through.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)
I might have a McDonalds today
You can get fish & chips in there yeah?

Where do we all stand on Jim Davidson, he's a well established cunt with a huge back catalogue of cuntishness to draw on and he's a shade of swipe, but since he's not been convicted of Gadding should he still have to carry the stigma?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)
He might have to chalk(y) that one up as experience

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)
nic nic

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Yes. No smoke without fire.
My justice senses are tingling.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Thats just reduced blood flow to your extremities

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)
hhahaaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)
They operate on indignation.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Bucky O Hare

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Where do we all stand on Jim Davidson?
I would go for "Across the throat"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)
a shade of swipe?
explain yourself, cuntchops
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Giiiinnnnngggggg.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:39, Reply)
joeeeeey

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)
alright Battered give Stunned poster his log in back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Ranga, in't'e?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)
i have never seen him, so i cannot comment
but i have no idea why that would be a "shade of swipe".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Because you are too, you stupid carrot top.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:48, Reply)
well with sweet talk like that how can I resist
no wonder that bender was so eager for you to give up your rusty sheriff's badge
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)
it's a five star badge

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)
*never can get enough*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Cistern addict

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Big Break was fun for _all_ the family.
Anyone who didnt like him and Vergo are people who don't like the decent hard working british public.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Yep. I fucking hate them too.
Cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Alright fuckos?
I have the day off today, tomorrow I'll be in that there Bristol and a wedding on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)
What are you up to in the rain?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)
my stupid iphone still thinks today is 27 and sunny
maybe it's because i bathed it in beer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Ooops. Sozza.
Was it ginger beer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)
it's fine
still strong enough to beat a man to death with, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Will it take you two days to find Bristol?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:45, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

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