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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
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	Quite possibly
 	I've only ever heard about women disliking me from roundabout rumour. Men just punch me.
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 Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:46,
	
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	Is that because you got most of the women pregnant in your office block?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:47,
	
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	Seriously, I don't know where this is coming from.
 	
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 Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:48,
	
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	It comes from your inability to keep Mr Winky in your pants 
 	How's the Golf getting on?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:49,
	
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	I'll have you know that I'm a paragon of abstinence.
 	Golf's cost me a grand to get it roadworthy, which means I've spent 2.5 on getting a really nice, solid 16v. Not quite so much of a bargain as I'd thought, but I've still come in below the 3.5k average. Pretty happy.
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	so it's all up and running?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52,
	
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	Will be as of 5pm tonight.
 	Now it's got a new clutch I'll be able to properly put my foot down.
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	Nice one, at least you can tinker with it yourself
 	EDIT: this would have been much better if I done did a strike through on clutch to crutch
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	It needed both front shocks replacing, new discs and pads all round,
 	a new clutch, a new thermostat and housing, a new brake caliper and a new wheel bearing.
I just don't have the gear to do in the air wheels off work, otherwise I could have saved a packet on labour costs. Oh well.
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	So the engine and body are strong 
 	RESULT
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:05,
	
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	His office building smells of garlic, onions, despair & surrender. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:50,
	
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 	of Ori
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52,
	
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	French paper folding?
 	
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