so i'm dealing with this complete and total bitch on the other side at the moment - just unpleasant for the sake of it
how do you deal with people like that? do you give it back, or do you suck it up and lay it on thick to choke them with sweetness?

alt: is bitch a sexist comment? are you sexist or ever experienced sexism?

altalt: are any sweeping generalisations true?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:09, 90 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I didnt realise you were a medium...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:13, Reply)

More like an extra large

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

unlike your tiny little boy cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

jesus christ, how many off topic cocks have you seen?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)

all of them even yours

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)

well, i do usually get it out in the pub

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

She H4CKERZ your webcam an all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I was going to go for the fat joke but thought she would get short with me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

*throws popcorn*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)

you'd need to be one, to deal with some of the new court reforms
urrrgh, my head hurts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

On the other side? I am confused.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:13, Reply)

GO INTO THE LIGHT CAROL ANNE!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

That woman freaked me out with her 'child voice'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

More freaky that the blonde lass dies before finishing the third one.
That's why you never see her face when they come out of the mirror at the end.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

This haas es clane

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

One of them LGBTs.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Maintain a professional stance on the phone and berate them when they have gone.
If you are nothing but nice back it pisses them of more. These people feed off the rise.

Alt. I make a lot of sexist remarks, I don't mean them though. Actually make a lot of homophobic remarks too. I do mean some of them though! Haha!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I ruin the endings of the books they are reading.
altalt: Black people can't swim.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Now *that* is a cunty thing to do.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

SHE KNOCKED OVER MY STUFF AND SPILT MY COFFEE ON THE TRAIN!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:16, Reply)

JOANNA YOU STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Who's that then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=joanna+you+stupid+heartless+bitch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)

*tries and fails to understand*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)

somebody posted a long and boring rant about their ex
but ended it with the classic phrase above. is now a meme.

that is all!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Once again, it all becomes clear.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Wasn't it Quinten?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

BUMP! Joanna

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)

^ Kunt and the Gang^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)

+GIVE ME HOPE

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I foolishly thought
I could have a discussion with one of the anti trolls, but my argument that him insulting me while stating that insults are the preserve of puppies is ironic means I have missed his point?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Yeah well YOUN FACE IS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

You're making the n00b's mistake here of assuming that, despite them being in their 40's and 50's they are adults who can be reasoned with.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Step 1: Beakering lie
Step 2: Obvious troll
Step 3: Frothy wobbling rage post
Step 4: Take piss
Step 5: I'm not angry, you're angry
Step 6: Point out irony
Step 7: HAHA I was trolling the trolls really nyah nyah
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)

needs MOAR cheers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

10 MAKE EVERYONE THINK YOU'RE EVEN MORE TRAGIC
20 GOTO 10

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Hey look everyone it's that Thimble chappy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Oh hi

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)

It's a bit shit here at the moment
Most of the posters will be down at Greggs buying pies and sausage rolls till 2pm
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

What a horrid euphemism for 'Swipe's gone speed dating'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

It's because it's my Thirsday-Friday AB I guess I'm just not trying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I do realise this
but I though that I would offer an alternative viewpoint, and see if I could get through. I used proper sentences and big words too, just to show off that I is well clever
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

It really depends on whether I want something from them or Vise versa
I have no problems challenging rude behaviour.

I quite like people that are abrupt and to the point.

alt: Yes I have experienced sexism, however I'm not gonna give you lot any Ammo.

alt:alt: yes
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)

'Bitch' is a word exclusively used by women, wife-beaters and gays.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

what you need to do love, is stop worrying your pretty head about this, go off and fix your make up then make us all a lovely cup of tea.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

There's a good girl.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Had one today. Wanted a replacement laptop for one that she'd broken. We don't have any
because we're in a leasing arrangment with IBM and they require we send back the full set of end of lease machines before they send out new ones. She gave it the whole "Are you telling me that in this day and age a company the size of ours can't get one laptop?"

Stonewalling them often pisses them right off, so this is exactly what I do.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Yeah, those homosexuality rights activists will give 'em what for!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

In fairness, while it's totally not your fault
and she should understand this and be polite about it, that's a fairly fucking stupid policy. Innit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

the women who work in my office all seem to hate each other

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I don't know why women can't seem to get along
I used to work in an all-female department and it was just *constant* bitching and sniping. Behind each other's backs of course, not face to face. Possibly just that particular group of women, but I've never noticed men do it. Men seem to go for the direct "you're a fucking cock" approach.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

No you *ARE* a fucking cock

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Quite possibly
I've only ever heard about women disliking me from roundabout rumour. Men just punch me.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Is that because you got most of the women pregnant in your office block?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Seriously, I don't know where this is coming from.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

It comes from your inability to keep Mr Winky in your pants
How's the Golf getting on?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I'll have you know that I'm a paragon of abstinence.
Golf's cost me a grand to get it roadworthy, which means I've spent 2.5 on getting a really nice, solid 16v. Not quite so much of a bargain as I'd thought, but I've still come in below the 3.5k average. Pretty happy.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

so it's all up and running?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Will be as of 5pm tonight.
Now it's got a new clutch I'll be able to properly put my foot down.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Nice one, at least you can tinker with it yourself
EDIT: this would have been much better if I done did a strike through on clutch to crutch
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

It needed both front shocks replacing, new discs and pads all round,
a new clutch, a new thermostat and housing, a new brake caliper and a new wheel bearing.

I just don't have the gear to do in the air wheels off work, otherwise I could have saved a packet on labour costs. Oh well.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

So the engine and body are strong
RESULT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

His office building smells of garlic, onions, despair & surrender.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

of Ori
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

French paper folding?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

No, it's all of them.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

the other day, two of them had a shouting match in the canteen
something about being turned down for a role, the one woman was shouting as the other walked away "you've really screwed me over, i won't fucking forget this"
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)

She won't either.
A woman's grudge lasts a lifetime and beyond.
Just look at the film!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Fucking bitches
Our accounts department is like that, every time you go in the office you can feel the tension in the air
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

All women everywhere hate each other.
*sweeping generalisation*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Pfft, because you'd know up there in your *fabulous* ivory tower.
You've got it easy.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

It *is* fabulous.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

It must be nice to ask your partner what's wrong and have them actually tell you.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

and the majority of the time, there being nothing wrong. Ha!
Unless they're a prissy queen, which I have no time for anyway.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Living the dream.
If it weren't for all the cocks and bollocks and that.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

On the other hand being able to say
"Christ, me scrotum's melted to my leg!" on a summer's day and then do the unpeeling operation and not be faced with a look of mixed horror and disgust must be so freeing
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Plus, I bet neither of you complains about leaving the toilet seat up.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

FUCKING SHITBALLS IT'S MY B£TADAY!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Happy Candle day!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Candles
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2058360
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

And those that don't hate each other, distrust each other
This is why it's impossible for women to be friends.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Slaves to Oestrogen.
Mind we are to Testosterone too but at least that can be solved quickly.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Grace Jonezzzz

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Now there's a woman with too much Testosterone

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I really like Grace Jones

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Her knocking out Dolph Lundgren I wonder if there was ever any truth in that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

She attacks almost every chat show host she see's so I wouldn't put it past her
Stones of her own
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Yeah she is iconic.
But scary!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

+ adjusts both tinfoil hats

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)