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no matter how much i need to pee
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:43, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, how do you go about such a thing Mr Ballache?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:43, Reply)

Interesting question Mr ballache
It takes guts and determination
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:44, Reply)

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(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:45, Reply)

fucks sakes, where do I find a gus at this time?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:45, Reply)

it's not my fucking problem Mr Ballache

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:45, Reply)

Hang on, wasn't there a Gus in Superman III?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:46, Reply)

No, he's dead

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:46, Reply)

Kenny Rogers might help

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:46, Reply)

He's nothing without Dolly

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:47, Reply)

The sheep?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:47, Reply)

what kind of cunt are you anyways?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:47, Reply)

The best kind Mr Ballache

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:48, Reply)

Chill out chutters

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:01, Reply)

a gus station?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:01, Reply)

Fuck off

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:44, Reply)

^ wat he said

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:44, Reply)

I had a cheese sammich earlier

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:44, Reply)

wat kind of cheese?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:02, Reply)

Do you know a good chinaman?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:45, Reply)

So, as I was saying
I was in waitrose this evening and what with them being all out of salmon I had to buy a tin of tuna. So, I went to the till and the fucktard at the till said it was spaghetti. I said are you sur ? and she said ITS NOT A TUNA!1!
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:50, Reply)

I doubt it

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:50, Reply)

I need to pee too!1
^peefives^
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:51, Reply)

MY MAN!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:51, Reply)

I raped a girl this weekend and she dindn't even buy me pizza *sadface*

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:52, Reply)

Worst Xmas single of all time?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:53, Reply)

Pogues and Kirsty McSpeedboatmotor

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:54, Reply)

Pogues and Kirsty McSpeedboatmotor

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:54, Reply)

snot funny cuntyballs

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:01, Reply)

Pogues and Kirsty McSpeedboatmotor

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:54, Reply)

Can I go to bed now?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:54, Reply)

YM

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:54, Reply)

That makes no sense

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:55, Reply)

*caring face*

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:55, Reply)

How bout the footie today? goals were scored, eh?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:55, Reply)

soz Mr Ballache but youse are a pleb cunt for liking football, fuck off and die forthwith aight???

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:56, Reply)

16/1 YESSSSS111

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:56, Reply)

So where are you going for bank holidat monday mr ballache?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:58, Reply)

mi parents summer cottage, dontcherkonw

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:58, Reply)

niiiicce

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:58, Reply)

Burger King is really expensive

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:59, Reply)

I went there once and had a burger
tru story
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:00, Reply)

My local place does a nice burger with chilli sauce and jollypeanos

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:00, Reply)

weirdo

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:02, Reply)

make it 300

(PsychoChomp, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:30, Reply)

Needs more me or Pooflake.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:23, Reply)

This should be in the FAQ as a guide to /OT for new posters.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:33, Reply)