I would love to see Monty as a bus conductor
*Storms upstairs, Glares at bunch of teenagers playing tinny music via mobile speaker* "That's FUCKING shit music" *Grabs mobile and repeatedly stamps on it...turns around runs downstairs to a bunch of pensioners* "No FUCKING coffee morning CHAT" *Grabs said pensioners by the collars and throws them off the bus whilst still in motion.....Casts baleful eye around the other passengers*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I feel this would be terribly near the truth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

And woe betide anyone with dark skin sitting near the front of the bus

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

The driver, you mean?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)

haha
V/good
*Face all purple veins pulsing* "Oi you get too the FUCKING BACK OF THE BUS", "Well who's gonna drive the bus if I did that?"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Rosa Parks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I get this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)

oh hush
I'm polite and mild-mannered in real life as well you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

+ janitor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

could be!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)