Nonsense
Vicious hammer/axe killing works up a right appetite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nice hog roast
strikethrough spit
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

But I'm only using a hammer. Maybe a bat, not baseball style, more rounders.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Look, when I killed all those people it was fucking tiring, OK?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

errm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

But you used an axe, they are heavy and tiring to swing.
I am using a beautifully balanced Estwing hammer.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

This isn't just an ordinary hammer
This is the "Sutcliffe v2.1" ball-hammer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Just popping on my 'killing trousers'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)

A hammer doesn't really have a lot of reach.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Look, you asked what I'd do, and I'm telling you.
Enough with all this unnecessary criticism of my plans.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Don't come crying to me when you get left behind and raped by savages.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Then I'll join them, like a sexy game of sardines.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)

4

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Is this a manly tool reference I dont get?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)

WOTS HAMMER 4???!!!!!???

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)

^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Stop!
Hammer time.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)

That's not the joke, but it IS better.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)

yeah Im still not getting it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Really? As in REALLY?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

:(
Im over it though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)

A chap enquires of the features of a power drill 'Does it have hammer 4?'
Hammer 4 not being a real feature on power tools, is asked by whomsoever this conversation is being held with, 'What's hammer 4?' to which he is replied 'banging nails in!' Cue lols.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)

:( I feel sadder for knowing

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Please note:
It wasn't me who originally made reference to this aberration. And I never would.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)